 HOTEL
EPSILON
(Slightly modified lyrics to Hotel California by The Eagles)
On a dark Cretan highway, Cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of the Gyros, Rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light,
My head was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night.
Anna stood in the doorway, I heard the big Church bell
and I was thinking to myself, this could be Heaven, or this could be Hell.
Then she lit up the Candle, and showed me the way.
There were voices down the corridor, thought I heard them say?
Welcome to the Hotel Epsilon,
Such a Lovely place, Such an ugly face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel Epsilon.
Any time of year, you can find us here.
Michaelis definitely twisted, Fly's got the Mercedes - Benz,
Richards got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that he calls friends.
Now they dance in the courtyard, PHEW Summer sweat,
Some drink to remember, some drink to forget.
{ chorus }
So I bashed the Air - Conditioner, to turn off the whine.
Theo said, We haven’t had that serviced, since nineteen sixty - nine!.
And still those voices are calling from Safari bar,
We threw up in the middle of the night, then we heard them say ...
Welcome to the Hotel Epsilon,
Such a Lovely place, Such an ugly face.
Living it up at at the Hotel Epsilon.
What a nice surprise, We're your Alibi.
Mirrors on the Walls, real shots with no Ice.
And Jimmy said, We are all just prisoners here, of our own device!
And in Michaelis chambers, they gathered to get Raki’d.
They take it with their Nuts and Crisps, And they end up fully Mallackered!
Last thing I remember, I was stumbling for the door.
I had to find the passage back, to the bar I was before.
Relax said Michaelis, We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like, But you can NEVER LEAVE.
Original lyrics by The Eagles, 1976
Adapted for Epsilon Bar by Karen, Christina & Stevie D.
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